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Honestly, as if such a thing exists.

Let's face it Londoners, chances are we may end up plastered all over the inside of a carriage at any point on our journey to/from work or on a night out, given today's climate of horridness. But let's not let it get us down.

I have a housemate who refuses to travel on public transport at the moment, lucky for her she goes to work every day by car, but some of us can't afford to be so picky. Some people, I read in the paper, will refuse to sit in a carriage next to someone who "looks suspicious". That's just bonkers, in my opinion.

Personally, if there is a "suspicious" looking person in my carriage I purposefully sit as close to them as possible, because at least then I'm goping to be blown to smithereens and thankfully won't know much about it, rather than being in the vicinity and possibly losing a limb or two and maybe an eye and having to live with that for the rest of my life. How awful.

I reckon if your number's up it's up, and that's that. Let's all enjoy each day that we have. Tell your family and friends you love them, tell the people you fancy that you want to get into their knickers, and be nice to your boss for the time being. Have no regrets.