I love Americans
Well maybe not all of them. But the adolescent, mental, paranoid, insecure or just stupid ones make confessions websites an absolute joy to read. Hence, whenever I am feeling just a little bit down I always buzz over to http://www.grouphug.us and it makes me feel so much better about myself.
Today my favourite tortured confession from the world of disturbed youth is:
"I masterbated to the low res image of the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese sandwhich. I feel ashamed."
and this made me laugh in a way I am almost but not quite ashamed of:
"I have no one to talk to. I feel so dow nright now my face hurts."
God Bless America. Lord knows they need the help.
Today my favourite tortured confession from the world of disturbed youth is:
"I masterbated to the low res image of the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese sandwhich. I feel ashamed."
and this made me laugh in a way I am almost but not quite ashamed of:
"I have no one to talk to. I feel so dow nright now my face hurts."
God Bless America. Lord knows they need the help.

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