Imbecelia

A search for clarity in the nebulous world of a 34 year old who, while finding her mother's voice coming out of her lips more and more these days, is still no closer to affecting the air of mature serenity she hoped she would've been able to by now. She still laughs at people falling over, especially if they are wearing suits and/or look a bit posh. She has been accused of being an 'inverted snob'. But only by one person, and she was a twat.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

I love Americans

Well maybe not all of them. But the adolescent, mental, paranoid, insecure or just stupid ones make confessions websites an absolute joy to read. Hence, whenever I am feeling just a little bit down I always buzz over to http://www.grouphug.us and it makes me feel so much better about myself.

Today my favourite tortured confession from the world of disturbed youth is:

"I masterbated to the low res image of the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese sandwhich. I feel ashamed."

and this made me laugh in a way I am almost but not quite ashamed of:

"I have no one to talk to. I feel so dow nright now my face hurts."

God Bless America. Lord knows they need the help.

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