Imbecelia

A search for clarity in the nebulous world of a 34 year old who, while finding her mother's voice coming out of her lips more and more these days, is still no closer to affecting the air of mature serenity she hoped she would've been able to by now. She still laughs at people falling over, especially if they are wearing suits and/or look a bit posh. She has been accused of being an 'inverted snob'. But only by one person, and she was a twat.

Friday, October 09, 2009

I Probably Need To Explain The Bit About The Blind Stalker

Bio-rhythms. They're funny, aren't they? Like how you have a recurring pattern of emotions throughout a year, or do certain things at particular times of the year, like start/give up on/come back to a blog within a specific period of weeks each year.

So I don't know why I'm back here but I am. Or that might be a lie. Actually it is. I was talking to a friend last week and he said "hey you should start writing your blog again" and I thought, yeah I really should. But what has it all got to do with bio-rhythms, you might say. Ah, I would reply, but what made him say that to me? ( I would most likely say that in what I would imagine to be a slightly mystical voice, and attempt to look at bit Derren Brown-y, and then you would probably punch me playfully, or you might really sock me one if you didn't like Derren Brown, and, let's face it, who does?)

"Derren", I mean, really.

Anyway, so here I am drivelling on again, and somehow over 11,000 people have visited these pages in my absence, so someone is reading... at least I can be fairly certain it's not my blind stalker.

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