Imbecelia

A search for clarity in the nebulous world of a 34 year old who, while finding her mother's voice coming out of her lips more and more these days, is still no closer to affecting the air of mature serenity she hoped she would've been able to by now. She still laughs at people falling over, especially if they are wearing suits and/or look a bit posh. She has been accused of being an 'inverted snob'. But only by one person, and she was a twat.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Train Announcers. Chill Out, Yeah?

So I'm on a train. We have been stopped between stations for about a minute when the announcement comes;

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE APOLOGISE FOR THE DELAY TO YOUR JOURNEY TODAY, WE ARE CURRENTLY AWAITING A SIGNAL TO PROCEED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

We've been stopped A MINUTE.

'Thank you for your co-operation'? What does he think we're going to do - start smashing the windows and eating each other? I don't think he need worry about civil disobedience just yet.

Imbecelia

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Train Announcers. Chill Out, Yeah?

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